Now folks, if you happen to see a giant egg, three blind mice, a spider on a water tower, and Jack and Jill riding a lawn mower through a soybean field, don't panic. That's just another Saturday. Hey, hey, hey diddle diddle, whole town in the middle. Nobody sitting still. Humpty hit a hay bale, Jack jumped a landfill. Hey diddle diddle, whole town
JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL HAD A SHAG AND HAD THEIR FILL DIDN'T FETCH A PAIL OF WATER JILL WENT HOME A DIRTY DAUGHTER MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB TOOK IT DRINKING WHAT A SHAM GOT IT PISSED IT SHAGGED AROUND NOW IT'S BANNED FROM EVERY JAM TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR SHOW ME WHERE THE STRIPPERS ARE UP ABOVE THE PUB SO HIGH FLASH YOUR TITS AND DON'T BE
The Hidden Origins Behind Everyday Nursery Rhymes! Humpty Dumpty! This rhyme dates back to the English Civil War in 1642, couldn't put Humpty together again. Ring a ring of roses! then eventually dying.
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